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Song for the Discriminating Listener

by Richard Haxton

The beginning of this song was designed specifically for the discriminating listener like you
So in it we steered clear of any and all use of the words “fuck,” “flagellate” and “doo doo” For these words are bad and wrong and have no place at the beginning of this song
Or any direct relationship with its essence which is right and good
The middle part of this song is irrelevant
And since we were paid a lump sum and not by the note
This song will end now