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Not Much Matters

by Richard Haxton

First I ran the hundred in nine seconds flat
Then I climbed Mount Everest while I carried my cat
I found a cure for cancer. I patched up the ozone
I put every homeless person right in their own home
I build the first perpetual motion machine
I figured out a way to keep the rain forest green
Then there are my rock hard abs and perfected pecs
And I know I’d win if they had contest for sex

But in these matters, not much matters unless it matters much to you
Makes me wonder if I’m crazy
What the hell’s a girl gotta do?
To get through to you
By the way I bench press three fifty, too