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The Artistic Process Explained

by Richard Haxton

I feel an enormous turd
Taking shape in the very inner recesses of my bowels
And when I produce this masterpiece
It will be the culmination of days and nights of stress and strife
It may well be the best one of my life
But only time will tell if it sells