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In Our Hometown

by Richard Haxton

In our hometown you can use a gun but you cannot use no dildo
They passed a law when a woman got caught and they throwed her in the joint
She robbed a 7-Eleven store and held the clerk at dildo point
She said – gimme all your money. Honey, stop, or I’ll vibrate you til you drop

And we can breathe easier, hon
Cuz if somebody wants our dough] They’re gonna have to use a gun
Cuz in our hometown you cannot use no dildo