Everybody knows that the famous people are different from you and me
But how many of you understand that none of them ever have to pee?
And every one of them have to be in the secret society
That’s run by the queen and Don and Larry King
Cause the famous people are the children of God
And the rest of us are in the cheerleading squad
The most dangerous ones used to be famous but they ain’t famous no more
So if one of them knocks don’t you open your door
Unless you want to be bored to tears with their stories of days of yore
