Put a happy face on the news
Make it fun and light so it’s the favorite news out there
Cover over the subtleties and the ambiguities
Positive news is for everyone to share
The world’s not violent
Death is not imminent
Don't be a malcontent
Give us a smile to show you care
You could be president
And fix the government
Or start wars for gain and spite
And wipe your butt with the bill or rights
Do we just sit on our butts while psychopaths piss on everything fair
Daddy will take care of everything. Daddy is a millionaire
Positive news is for everyone to share
