Ain’t no need to worry ’bout the seventh seal
Jesus coming back. He got a three picture deal
First we do a comedy a wacky little heist
Something to bring out the lighter side of the Christ
Then maybe a musical some Hollywood fiction
With singing and dancing inspired by the crucifixion
Then a dramatic turn that defies description
Like the story of the Jews as told by Mel Gibson
And if JC tests high and makes the connect
Maybe the studio will let the Son of God direct
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