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The Existence of God

by Richard Haxton

My all time favorite argument
Is the one about the existence of God
Where one yells out the negative
And the other gives God a screaming nod
The thing I love about this argument
Is no matter how smart the why not or why
There’s only one way to know you won the argument
You have to die
And if you don’t win
You probably won’t care
What anybody said
Cuz you’ll be dead
See you there